
Monday, April 26, 2010
Going Down in Flames

Thursday, April 22, 2010
Survivor History

Wednesday, April 14, 2010
Expectations

Thursday, April 8, 2010
I'm not a Good Villain

Banana Etiquette

Sunday, March 14, 2010
Knights of the Round Table

Well, this episode was very interesting. Once again, the Villains won a puzzle challenge, despite the lead the Heroes had, and, once again, someone from the Heroes tribe was sent home, Tom. Well, while this does show that the Heroes aren’t as good at puzzles, there is definitely a reason for this. There are two potential reasons for this that I can think of, and I think it may be a combination of these. The first: The individual members of the Heroes are bad at puzzles. This could be true, but I don’t think this is true because some definitely seem to know what they are doing. The other idea is that they are bad at working together. Whenever the Villains do puzzles, Rob takes the central role and starts telling everyone where to put the pieces. This has helped to maintain their win. The Heroes tribe is divided into two groups of alliances and no one steps up as the leader in these challenges. As we know with the Articles of Confederation, if a country has too weak of a central government, it can not function. The Heroes have troubles winning these challenges because they don’t have a leader, so people keep getting voted off. The more they lose challenges, the further they will be pushed apart, preventing them from finding a leader, creating a vicious cycle. Now, according to this theory, Rob is what keeps the Villains united and winning challenges. Well, Russell is on the outside of the tribe because he found the hidden immunity idol. It’s likely that he’ll be voted out next time to eliminate this. Now, something could turn this around. Russell is planning on voting out Rob because he feels that Rob is a threat. In addition, he already has Parvati on his side and he recently recruited Coach as well. Now, because they have the idol, it is likely that they will split the vote if they try and take Russell out, probably between him and Parvati. If they give more votes toward one of them and the person who got more votes uses the idol, Rob will be voted out. If it is split, they will go into a tie no matter what, and one of the people with a split vote on Russell’s side will be voted out, if the person with more votes in the split doesn’t get the idol, they are voted out. It would be pretty risky for them to do it now, but it could be a good idea. If they do this, though, it could cripple the Villains tribe according to my theory.
Previously on Survivor...

Okay, Survivor has started up again, this time they are back to Samoa with Heroes vs. Villains. One team is made up of people who played with integrity, the Heroes, and the schemers, the Villains. Most people weren’t surprised if they were on the Heroes tribe, but some were surprised that they were on the Villains tribe, Coach and Parvati to be specific. However, as a whole, the beginning of the season did not go as might have been expected, the Heroes are losing. Most of the challenges they lost are puzzles, the heroes don’t seem to do very well on puzzles, they do better in physical challenges, yet the Villains often win these challenges too. One thing that seems to drive this is that the Heroes don’t have a “leader” while the Villains do. Rob, or Boston Rob as everyone seems to call him, always takes the lead position when doing the puzzle and shows where every piece should go, the Heroes argue about where they think a piece should go, which cuts down on time. This seems to mean that the Heroes don’t work as well together as the Villains do, which could kill them in later challenges. However, since they work better alone, this could mean that the remaining Heroes could be trouble after the merge. Up to this point, 3 Heroes and 1 Villain have been voted out: Sugar, Randy, Stephanie, and Cirie, in that order, I’m pretty sure. Because the Villains have not been to Tribal Council as often, they have not needed to scheme and have stayed mostly unified. Russell was the only one who went for the hidden immunity idol, while in the Heroes tribe, everyone was searching for it. Now, the Heroes tribe has been going to Tribal Council more, so they are trying to think more about strategy. Because of this, two distinct groups have formed, with one floater, J.T. He personally decided to play more strategically this time and flip between alliances, so you never know where his vote will seem to go. While his voting is erratic, people want to keep him because the two groups are similarly matched, with one dwindling. If the dwindling group could get J.T. on their side, it could change the balance of power, and if the larger group gets J.T. on their side, they could remove the potential threat more easily. This seems to be why they don’t just get rid of J.T. In the end, it seems that the Heroes are playing more like villains. As for the Villains, there haven’t been as many issues, so it’s harder to tell.
Sunday, January 10, 2010
Survivor Finale (I forgot the name)

First off, in case you forgot, the finale begun with Brett, Jaison, Mick, Natalie, and Russell, in alphabetical order, of course. The first thing that I remember was a puzzle challenge, the 5 survivors were supposed to run to one end, run back, then assemble a puzzle, it seemed a lot like one of the Foa Foa was going to win, but Brett, once again, came out from the middle of nowhere and won the challenge, which meant one of the Foa Foa Four was finally going, of course, Russell mad the decision as to who it was. He told Mick that they should vote of Jaison and told Jaison that they should vote off Mick. At Tribal Council they both talked about voting in ways that would save them and get the other voted out. Eventually, they voted out Jaison because Mick had a better chance of beating Brett.
Before the next challenge, Russell did something surprising; he made a promise to Brett that he wouldn’t vote him out if something happened, and it did happen. However, what is not surprising is how Russell dealt with it. Apparently, a promise isn’t as binding to Russell as it is to others, like his promise to John, he broke it. Actually, it could just have something to do with them being Galu because he kept his promise to Natalie by keeping her in the game for this long. Anyway, the final challenge was the obligatory endurance challenge. Russell won that challenge and, as expected, voted out Brett. I was kind of glad that Brett was voted out because this way, it’s harder to guess which way the vote would go.
On the final day, Russell was so confident that he was going to win. He was just being lazy, sitting around, and saying that if Mick/Natalie does well enough s/he could get 2nd place. Russell’s hubris shows itself again. On a side note, people kept on calling Dave “Dave Ball,” no offense to Dave, but we thought it was a nickname, partially because no one really uses last names in Survivor, but anyway… Russell’s main argument was that he played the game well, and the other two didn’t really play it. However, someone, I think Dave, brought up that Natalie’s strategy worked just as well as Russell’s. Two funny things happened with the questions. First, Shambo said that she described Mick’s playing style as “feckless.” I looked it up, but I forgot what it meant, so sorry. The other was Brett asking Mick about a “Bro Day,” he started off by calling it a date between guys, but said it was just friendly, but the way it came off, and Mick doesn’t really know Brett that much…
Finally, the votes were counted, Russell was so keen on winning, and when he didn’t, while everybody was talking, we could see him on camera skulking. There are three more things to say. First, apparently Jaison found out about his socks, so Russell brought a pair of socks and asked Jaison if he wanted them and then threw them in the fire. They then took a commercial break, probably to fish the socks out. Second, Russell is apparently only like this in the game. However, his reputation will precede him for those he doesn’t know, he may have more problems getting trust. Third, there is the 20th season coming up on February 22nd called Heroes and Villains. You’ll get to see this 3rd term.
Saturday, December 19, 2009
Two Brains are Better than One

Tuesday, December 15, 2009
Damage Control

Off with their Heads

Sunday, December 6, 2009
Survivor Posts are back up
Picture courtesy of http://cdn.sheknows.com/realitytvmagazine/2009/06/survivor-samoa.jpg
It is time once again for me to start blogging about Survivor. In this post, I will talk about the three episodes I did not post when they came up. I will not talk about this weeks' episode yet because I was engrossed in the Oregon Trail. I will save this for next week as well as the episode that will be next week. These posts will not come until the weekend, for reasons I will not tell. Anyway, on to the episodes.
The merge finally happened with Galu having twice as many people as Foa Foa. It ended with 3 blindsides removing people from Galu.
First episode of the merge, Russell started to plant his seeds, his "Russell Seeds" if you remember. He did not win over many of the Foa Foa, but he did get Shambo, who you could say was already on their side, and John to some degree. I noticed something just then, Shambo has a grudge on Laura for some reason. In addition, it turned out that none of my family members liked Laura either. I didn't really know much about her and didn't think that she was that bad. Anyway, Shambo really wanted her to be voted out and tried to get Russell to vote her out, because he didn't like her either. So when Laura got the immunity idol, Shambo became sad and possibly angry. Okay, normally you would expect them to try and vote out a Foa Foa, right? Wrong. Well, you saw that I said all the people were Galu, so... yeah. Laura convinced everyone, or almost everyone, to vote for Dave, saying that he was bad. Russell and Dave both had hidden immunity idols. Russell played his, Dave didn't. Dave became sad when he was voted out because he thought that he was perfectly safe. In addition, when Dave came in as the first member of the jury, one of the Galu members said, "We don't want another Dave" right in front of him.
Next episode. Russell has used his hidden immunity, so they thought it was a good idea to take him out this time. However, when Russell didn't win the reward challenge, it gave him an oppurtunity to search for the idol. He found it, as some people would expect. In addition, like last time, Laura got the immunity idol, which, like last time, changed who they were going to vote for. Foa Foa decided that they were going to vote for Kelly this time because her anonymity could be dangerous. I didn't really understand how this could be true, but then I thought of Suzie from either one season before or two seasons before. She remained relatively anonymous and made it to the final three. Anyway, I think you know how it went, every Galu member voted for Russell, he pulled out the idol, jaws dropped, and Kelly went home. However, you know something that was really bad about this, they were saying that maybe they should distribute their votes in case Russell had somehow gotten the idol. They had the chance, but they underestimated him.
Now, the third episode. One really funny thing that happened in this episode was the reward challenge. For the challenge, they broke up into two groups. One person was on this piece of wood in the shape of a rectangular prism suspended over 18 small flags. They were supossed to get the flags in order and place them in another spot. They had to get to the flags by the rest of the team mates helping to manuever the piece of wood to get at them. The group with Natalie, which included Russell, won. The funny part was the way they were positioned. John was just on it. He had to get in closer to reach. Natalie, on the other hand, was much further off the edge and, eventually, if her legs weren't holding her, she would have fallen off. I did not take a picture of this, so I made a very hasty illustration, as shown below.

The illustration is deplorable and John's head is not that large but you get the picture. The other funny thing is when they were searching for the idol. Russell had the clue, so he immediately went off with Jaison to go look for it. As soon as they left, Laura and Eric, I think, went after them to try and find it as well. At one point, Russell starts running and Eric starts chasing him. After he loses him and Laura follows Eric looking for him Russell loops back and finds the idol. At this point, my view of Russell changed somewhat. I still don't like him, but I do respect him. One thing for sure, he is great at finding hidden immunity idols. This time, they knew Russell had the idol, so they were going to try and get rid of Natalie. They originally planned to have Monica say that they were voting for John because Shambo was going to vote for Laura no matter what. John wasn't briefed on this, so he struck up a deal that if he votes for Laura, they vote out a Foa Foa member next time. They planned on making a tie, so it was a random decision who was voted out. John wasn't risking it, so he changed his vote after the tie. That probably won't be the best for him next time.
Friday, October 30, 2009
"Houdini Magic"
Anyway, the challenge was a game of concentration. They could choose to take the point or the item they just matched. Everyone took the points except for one thing. Galu took the fire starting kit. This may not seem like a good idea, but it was. It came with a tarp; this could help if there is ever rain again. However, they could have done well with some of the matched items. You don't absolutely need eating utensils, but it would be a good idea to think about taking the spear-fishing kit. Their original one doesn't work anymore due to Shambo's folly. An even better idea would have been the mosquito net. It just rained a lot. Mosquitoes lay their eggs in water. These eggs will hatch into hungry babies. Mother mosquitoes feed their babies with blood. Mosquitoes could have malaria, and bug bites are annoying regardless. It makes sense, one of them better not be taken out due to malaria. I also really doubt that they will be able to convince them to feed their young nectar instead of blood.
This episode, I began to dislike the male members of Galu. They have formed an alliance and are planning on manipulating Shambo by making her leader and hoping that she’ll be so caught up in power that she won’t realize their true intentions. I knew Dave was bad and I think I didn’t like Eric. As for Brett and John, I don’t know much about Brett. But, I do know John somewhat, he didn’t seem this manipulative. I just hope that this is all Dave’s doing.
In Tribal Council, it was a choice between Liz and Jaison. I don’t know why they chose those two; they are both really good members. Anyway, wouldn’t they be thinking about the merge? Wouldn’t it be best to get rid of physically strong, manipulative player, who lies a lot and speaks with a slight accent? Apparently, Russell still has hold of the tribe and struck down Liz. Don’t get me wrong, I like Jaison, it’s that venomous Russell that I don’t like. I hope he forgets his hidden immunity idol when they go for the merge. Better yet, he should just give it to Ben, so he won’t have to lie anymore about having it.
As it is clear, my festering dislike for Russell still persists. I really hope he gets voted out soon.
P.S. Yes, I know I talk about Russell too much.
Friday, October 23, 2009
This is the Man Test
I still can not believe that Russell’s heart failed, his blood pressure was even lower than Mike’s. In case you need a refresher, Mike also had heart problems and needed to be taken from the game to go to the hospital. Russell tried his best and gave his all, but his body couldn’t take it. After he was done pushing the ball, he staggered over in the wrong direction and had to be guided over to the pinball maze. When he got there, he seemed to slump down, his head was on the board and people were telling him to get his head off. Eventually, he fell down and would have completely fell flat had his shirt not snagged on the game board. Immediately, Jeff yelled for everyone to stop and brought in Medical. Russell insisted that he was fine and that he should get back in the challenge. However, Jeff eventually said that the challenge was over, no one won the reward and that, as stated before, both teams were going to Tribal Council. When they were at Tribal people discussed like they were going to vote someone out, but Jeff said that because the challenge wasn’t completed, no one would be voted out. But, in a way, with Russell being removed for medical reasons, it kind of was like Galu lost someone. The preview I saw last week showed that someone had heart problems, but I did not know who. I said, “What if it’s Russell?” with Bad Russell in mind. It turns out my guess was correct, but not in the way I meant it.
The scariest thing by far that I saw happen with Russell was when they had given him some time and they tried to get him to sit up. He sat up and they measured a 99 heart rate. Suddenly, the life flashed away from his eyes, he fell down with a stare, eyes blank, staring directly in the center, and dilated. I was actually worried that Russell had died. However, his eyes changed direction, I was relieved and his heart rate was a 68. At that point, if he can’t even sit up, he has to be taken to medical. I saw him let out a tear when he heard this.
There is nothing more to say. I do not want to divert from this because nothing else really important happened. I will say goodbye until the next post.
Sunday, October 18, 2009
"Walking on Thin Ice"
Russell's strategy didn't work this time because of a torrential downpour. No one would leave the shelter. When everyone is in the shelter, they hear you strategizing. It was a wild vote, either Ashley or Liz. Ashley was thought to be the physically weakest, so she was voted out. This has a lot to do with the food challenge. She was picked to eat the grossest thing of all, sea slug guts. On top of it, this was blended with water so yyou could see it, was quite chunky. When Galu's member was done, her team mates were cheering her on, the other team was sying she was going to throw up, it tasted horrible, it looked disgusting, she had drunk almost all of it, but then gave up, said she couldn't drink it, and threw up in a nearby bush. After all that pressure, they blame her for not doing it and she even thinks that it's her own fault. Do you really think that you could do that if all that pressure was placed on you? If you think yes, I'd like to see you try it.
I am confident that people are starting to discover "Bad Russell"'s true badness. Shambo pointed out where she knew the other immunity idol was, looked for it, and determined that someone in the tribe had it, because the only other person was Yasmin, she was voted out, and she only had one clue. Russell said that he didn't have it, Liz said that she knew he had it to him. He responded by saying that Liz was "walking on thin ice" and that she was a "mind player" as well. She just said that she didn't completely trust him, what does that have to do with anything?
One final comment, during the rainstorm, the Galu Tribe wished that they had chosen function over comfort on a reward challenge either 2 or 3 weeks before, episode time not real time.
Sunday, October 11, 2009
Hungry for a Win
Yasmin was voted out. I originally went from liking her to not liking her very much. Now, I think I like her again. The main thing that made me not like her at first was when she said that she would help Foa Foa so it didn't seem too easy. From then, we have realized that we like her. We usually bond more with Survivor characters we relate to and mom relates to Yasmin. The reason Yasmin was voted out was because she didn't participate much around camp. While this is true, she did a great job of defending herself. She said that she did well in challenges because she was competitive, which was the reason some people wanted to get rid of Monica. About one random comment Yasmin made which she did have a point with. Yasmin said she didn't do anything around camp because she was afraid she would do something wrong. She does have a point, if you do something wrong on Survivor, you not only get harped upon by the other tribe members, because Survivor is on national television, you get harped upon by random blogs, too. Speaking of doing something wrong, Shambo did something again.
I like Shambo. She knows when to be practical, helped that one guy find a hidden immunity idol, I don't know his name, she does mess up sometimes, but it adds to her character somewhat. Anyway, Galu got three chickens for winning a challenge. Shambo took it upon herself to try and bond with the chickens in an attempt to increase the amount of eggs produced. The strange thing is, when she thought she was just supposed to grab the chickens, she was holding one by the neck. Anyway, she found an egg at one point, but when she went to get it, one of the chickens escaped. People started chasing after the chicken and someone tripped over something. When Shambo thought she had caught the chicken but it flew away, she said that she didn't think that the chicken would fly away and someone complained. In her defense, chickens are genetically similar to turkeys and pheasants, they mostly just fly to escape. Shambo tried to imitate chicken sounds to coax the chicken out of the tree. Eventually, she gave up and said that a chicken was gone, but she produced an egg. Someone said in response, "You didn't produce an egg! The chicken produced the egg!"
Anyway, that's all I can say, but it was a good episode.
Saturday, October 3, 2009
It's Called a Russell Seed
Shambo is very practical, so she was complaining when "the 90201 clique," 4 members of the Galu tribe, was doing yoga first thing in the morning when there was work to be done. While she does have a point, she could be less crabby about it, but it is early morning, some people just may not be morning people. Shambo was chosen to observe Foa Foa this time and found that she liked them more because they were closer to her age and did not do yoga first thing in the morning. Shambo was looking for the hidden immunity idol which Russell took. She was looking in the right spot and was really searching. Imagine someone halfway in the hole of a tree, nothing showing above this person's hip , and everyone else pays that person no mind, just like they weren't there.
Now that Shambo's story has been told, back to Russell. I will start referring to "Bad Russell" as Russell because Russell was not brought up as much, but he went into another rant about how he's so great, how it's so easy to win the game, and how it's so easy to manipulate everyone. Have you ever heard of character flaws, well here's Russell's:
Hubris (hu⋅bris)
–noun
excessive pride or self-confidence; arrogance.
There's someone else who had hubris, Odysseus. Well, Russell, you are not like Odysseus. You may be strong, and you may have sheep to hide under when the cyclops comes to eat you, the hidden immunity idol, but you don't have Circe to tell you what awaits on your journey. Oh, when the time comes, you will be swallowed up by Scylla. You may have your immunity, but you have to know when to play it. You will be so overconfident you won't know when the votes are coming.
Russell tried to get Ashley voted out, but Ben got himself voted out. WOOHOO!!! Anyway, something Ben said earlier came back to bite him. Jaison took offense at Ben's comment about Yasmin and wanted to vote him out. Jaison even said that if Ben wouldn't be going home that night, he, Jaison, would. Jaison and Ben bickered a few times during tribal council and that eventually swayed the others. They were too busy focusing on Ben to think about Ashley. Everyone voted for Ben, even Russell. Ben said that he wished that everyone would have a bad night except for Russell, he thought that Russell wouldn't have been one of the people to vote for him, but he did.
Thursday, September 24, 2009
Taking Candy from a Baby
Now, on to another issue, there is a girl named Yasmin in the Galu tribe. When she woke up she was saying "Oh, I can't believe this!" "I can't believe people like this!" I am never taking my kids camping!" I liked this about her because it reminded me of my own mother, she even said it was like her. However, our opinon of her decreased when she started slandering the other team. When she went to their camp to observe after Galu won the challenge, she said that she would help them "So it wouldn't be too easy." She also complained at Ben, he will be brought up later, about him tackling her. At this, Ben said something I will not repeat, but it is not a swear word. Yasmin is okay, but she shouldn't have insulted the other tribe.
On one smaller note, Shambo of the Galu Tribe said she was good at spear fishing, so she was sent to fish. She lost the mouthpiece of the snorkel and didn't catch anything. She told her tribe members that along with "There are a lot of the fish in the reef." I bet you can guess their reaction.
Now, the main issue: Betsy vs. Ben. Betsy is a police officer who is around 47 years old. Ben is 28 years old, but is a troublemaker. In this episode, there is a lot of tension between these two. The tribe feels that Betsy is weaker than Ben and should be voted out next. However, Betsy is saying that Ben will cause trouble around camp. They eventually decided to vote Betsy out, everyone voted for Betsy except for Betsy. I think that they should have voted Ben out. The thing that really matters is how strong your teamwork is, not having strong people. People like Ben just bring trouble, they tear the team apart. If a bunch of strong people need to work together to lift something, but their teamwork is poor, the job will be less effective if it even gets done. Anyway, Betsy may be older, but I haven't seen her do poorly in challenges much. Get rid of Ben, PEOPLE!
P.S. When Betsy was writing down Ben's name, she sang "Bad Boy, Bad Boy, Whatcha gonna do? Whatcha gonna do when they come for you?" This was classic.
Tuesday, September 22, 2009
The Puppet Master
P.S. For some reason, whenever Marisa got a vote, it looked like she had an inquisitive look on her face.
P.P.S. For those of you who wonder why I am using different colored words, I am doing it FOR EMPHASIS.

